Pappu: Yaar Main Chahta Hu Ki Jab Main Marne Lagun To Bhagwan Mujhe Panch Minat Aur De De Banti: Kyon Tu Apane Papon Ka Prashchit Karna Chahte Ho? Pappu: Abe Nahin Mobile Bhi To Format Karna Padega Nahin To Marne Ke Baad Bhi Ghar Wale Galiyan Denge
Pappu: Lo Mithai Khao Banti: Vah! Kis Khushi Men? Pappu: Yaar Teri Bhabhi Jo Call Center Men Kam Karti Hai Use Best Call Garl Ka Award Mila Hai
Do Aadmi Apas Men Bat Kar Rahe The Pahla Aadmi: Yaar Main Apni Bivi Se Bahut Pareshan Hu Dusra Aadmi: Kyon? Pahla Aadmi: Yaar Meri Bivi Sab Kuch Banana Janti Hai Par Fir Bhi Ghar Par Kabhi Khana Nahin Banati Dusra Aadmi: Yar Tum To Bahut Khushkismat Ho Meri Bivi Ko Khana Banana Bhi Nahin Aata Par Fir Bhi Khana Banati Rahti Hai
Pathan Ka Nikaah Ho Raha Tha Maulavi: Kisi Ko Is Shadi Se Etraz Hai? . . . Ek Awaz I `Haa Mujhe Hai` . . . Maulavi Bola: Ama Yaar Tum Chup Raho Tum Dulhe Ho Tumhe To Jindagi Bhar Rahega
Santa: Yaar Banta Pahle Tumhare Ghar Naukrani Thi! Vahi Kapade Dhoya Karti Thi Aur Aaj Tum Kapde Dho Rahe Ho! Naukrani Kaha Gayi? Banta: Yaar Maine Usse Shadi Kar Li!
Santa: Yaar Shaadi Ke Jode Kaun Banata Hai? Banta: Aasman Men Bhagwan Banata Hai Santa: Oye Teri! Main To Darji Ko De Aaya